1. It doesn’t take much to make you happy. You’re always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.
2. You don’t need anything fancy to entertain you. You only need a ball to entertain you for hours!
3. You can sleep all day if you want!
4. Personal hygiene is easy: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don’t even have to do it yourself!
5. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
6. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault! 🙂
7. No one can stay mad at you.
8. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.